Sunday, August 7, 2011

Annnnd Im back!

3 months I've been busy! What have I been doing? Just finishing off a semester of school and having a bit of a holiday. But just because I've been too busy to type, doesn't mean im too busy to watch some fineass porn!

So since I've been away, there has been a ton of videos, My personal favorite is the FANtasy SHOOT, Directed by my homeboy Jeremy! Why is it my favorite? "Hey guys, you know who would be super jealous right now?" "Who?" "Scotty" (me btw)

In keeping with my lazy writing ways. I have stolen Jeremy's rendition of the shoot day!

Austin and Zane picked me up at my hotel around 10:30 pm-ish and off the “apartment” we went! I nearly creamed my pants on the way there just sitting in the same car as the guys. So we got to the apartment and Zane gave me the grand tour. Of course I was so excited to meet Apollo first. He was a sweetie. So as you walk into the magic pad on one side you have Austin’s room all lit up with the camera crane all ready. Shortly after here come Bret all non-shallot dressed in blue tanks and holy jeans! While Austin made finishing touches to things, Zane gave me an inside look at the Austinzane website. Let’s just say lots of work goes into it. So now it’s time for me together a crash course on camera operations by Mr. Austin…. In not so many words point and shoot! Now it’s time for my debut pseudo directing. Austin and Zane hop into Austin’s shower to freshen up…..shortly thereafter Bret graces us with his presence all fresh! The guys then get down and dirty. I was so nervous my cock was scared too! After Zane gets plastered with cum full of love the guys hop in for one last shower of the night!

So there we go guys, Go check it out FANtasy SHOOT!

Monday, May 16, 2011

Hey guys,

So you might have noticed that the blog hasnt been updated in a wee while. I applogise, but sometimes there are more important things in life than hot guys and porn...Ugh I know,right? School has to take priority the next month or so....

on the plus side, almost 10k hits, so thats kinda cool ^^

Thursday, April 21, 2011

5000 hits, beerpong and Brett

So I wake up today and check the blog before I do a few reviews, and look at that, 5,372 blog hits! I know it's not much, but over 5000 hits...That's not too shabby ^^ I know my blogs a little shithouse, but Im working on making it better, and maybe, just maybe I might be able to set up a special treat ^^ Also, I've decided not to do reviews for the "all about" videos...I think their self explanatory really


I don't really understand beer-pong...Maybe thats because it's a bit of an american drinking game..Here in mighty New Zealand, we have slightly different games, like circle of death or three-man...Hell, we even invent our own! After a bit of research(/watching the video), it seems that you just chuck a ball into a cup and then the person has to drink...sounds...difficult lo. Enter Austin and Mason, Beer Pong experts! The rules for this match is simple, in addition to drinking, you must also strip with the looser of the game having to be the winners bitch ^^  I wont spoil the fun by telling you who won, but as one member said:

 "It’s funny watching the movies because Austin clearly gets annoyed by Mason @ times (similar to an older brother with a little brother) and then watching you get it on.. Classic"

 I've said it before and I'll say it again, Mason, you're a goofy bastard and for this we <3 you. Check it out guys: Beer-Pong Challenge

All about Bret

I like Bret and not because he has one of the most massive cocks known to man or beast alike. I like that look that he gets, the one that says " Im enjoying myself, but I don't want people to know how much". Normally I don't like solos, just because I kind of find them boring...but the dude was outside getting sunburnt, yo...I hope he put lotion on his Wang! Honestly though, I just skim-watched it because I was late for work, but from what I saw..8/10 Sexy man, big wang

Friday, April 15, 2011

Zane Bottoms

Hey guys, just got my internet back, but as it turns out, Im super hung over, so I'll keep it brief.

I don't have to tell you that Zane bottoming is a big deal...but it is! Dude takes a dicking like a champ, and (dare I say) looked like he enjoyed it. Starts out with a sensual suck job, a make out session and then the main event. Honestly, the only fault I found with the video ( not that I was looking for one) was that there isn't enough moaning, but in saying that - it's very much it's a personal like, and there's a thin line between too much and not enough. As one fan says, it's also a very intimate shoot, so you feel a little like your peeping in a window...but in the best possible way

anyways kids, Im hung the fuck over so Im heading back to bed...Im gonna do the other videos later to day ^^

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Hey guys

Hey guys.

I've just moved into a new place, so unfortuniatly until I get the internet sorted Im not going to be able to give you the reviews you all so crave...let alone watch the videos themselfs.

However, I know that Zane bottoming is up today aka right now! so go and watch it. Hit me up with some comments and hope that my internet is set up before too long. Who know, maybe I'll even get a friend to do some reviews while Im away ^^

Have fun dudes.

Thursday, March 31, 2011


We're going to be doing a Video-chat test tonight around 6pm-7pm (PT). As of now, this companies Video is small/low res so we probably wont stick with them, but come out and test the chat feature with us ;)
 Hope to see lots of people there ^^

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Hi, have you met my friend Stormie?

Have you ever played that game in bars where you introduce your mates to a random and then bugger off? Good game for sure, and I dont mind telling you I definitely would not mind being introduced to Stormie.

He seems a bit apprehensive to start, but this is understandable.As the guys said, who wouldn't be? but he is warms up quickly and is funny as all hell, A great pick for the first new addition to the site for sure.

His body is oh so fine, and his dick? Lets just say that you could be in for a bit of a surprise...but in a good way :p. I really liked the way he would sometimes look into the camera, it's like he's putting on a show just for you! I would have liked to hear a little more moaning, but that all comes down to personal taste..There's a very fine line between too much and not enough, atleast IMO and for Stormie, I wouldn't mind if he didn't even talk..he'd just have to look at me and BAM...clothes off. Not really much else to say on Stormie at this point, other than his moneyshot was like some sort of crazy jizz tsunami.. 9 out of 10 ^^